been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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