isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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