girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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