My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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