I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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