The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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