So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize