this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize