Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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