Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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