Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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