There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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