I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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