You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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