this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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