Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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