yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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