i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize