Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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