Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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