its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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