I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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