Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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