just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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