Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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