No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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You. Win. At. Life.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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