this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She announced her abortion via fbk
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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