The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you would pick up someone in the library
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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