Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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