we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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