honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize