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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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