Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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