OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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