I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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