You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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