He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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