How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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