living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She bit a glass in half.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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