Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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