what if I'm pregnant?
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idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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