can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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