i need an iv and a liver transplant
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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