i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
my shit smells like andre
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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