i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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