just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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bring money and cleavage
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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