I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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