Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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