small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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