Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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